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[00:00.10]副作用之喊出嚟-洪卓立/达哥
[00:00.20]词：JamesMathus
[00:00.30]曲：JamesMathus
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[00:06.85]达哥:人类发问往往都系想
[00:10.20]人答心入面嘅答案
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[00:11.99]你老细问你今晚有无野做
[00:14.07]可唔可以OT呀
[00:15.28]你应该答无野做
[00:16.90]都唔OT呀吹咩
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[00:19.46]女友问你喇
[00:20.33]今晚不如食日本野丫
[00:22.57]你应该答好?
[00:23.85]不过你煮呀
[00:25.24]唔系出去食
[00:26.50]点解你食咁多餐你都唔识煮呀
[00:28.58]呢个道理系我12岁
[00:31.52]看破红尘悟出既大道理
[00:33.80]洪卓立:凌乱布局无人来打扫
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[00:38.71]楼下有个潮阳老妇在传道
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[00:43.23]新闻报导维持台风信号
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[00:47.77]频道转几只小狗扑电兔
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[00:52.31]同事说绿茶可送药
[00:56.76]化学界发明血液流著
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[01:01.22]光天化日谋财的策略
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[01:06.03]杜指正在跳跃
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[01:10.38]还未吃掉坟场来的菜
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[01:14.84]留在雪柜内继续期待
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[01:19.36]我走向露台愈看愈呆
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[01:23.86]谁话祷告便有爱
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[01:28.49]男或女爽不停封面喜欢色情
[01:32.92]难道我不著衫可脱颖
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[01:37.37]多么有用成年人的冷静
[01:41.94]离席了若然没有事情
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[01:46.35]随便播著填词人的痛
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[01:50.88]门合上眼合上别言重
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[01:55.47]副歌太类同愈听愈蒙
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[02:00.01]各位继续闹哄哄
[02:04.20]达哥:话说有次我唔记得左做功课啦
[02:06.86]老师即刻黑口黑面系到
[02:09.19]问点解唔记得左做功课呀
[02:11.61]你无写手册架咩
[02:13.79]我心谂点咩解呀大佬
[02:16.98]唔记得左重点咩解呀
[02:18.93]大笨象点解去打仗
[02:20.69]打完仗重要食辣椒酱
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[02:23.00]小皮球点解会系香蕉油呀
[02:25.23]个波搽左油可以变猛虎射球咩
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[02:28.47]点解小明小明小小明下一句
[02:30.89]系上上下下左左右右火车捐山窿呀[!--empirenews.page--]
[02:33.77]小明关火车咩事呀点解
[02:36.81]依个世界上好多野都无得解架
[02:39.43]洪卓立+达哥:从未发现灵魂如此重
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[02:44.63]疲倦了成全我别移动
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[02:49.25]终止发育余生发梦
[02:53.68]各位继续闹哄哄
[02:57.47]达哥:呢番话我当然无讲到出口啦
[03:00.68]我拣左?个可以快趣了结呢件事嘅答案
[03:04.32]Miss我特登唔做嘅吹咩
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[03:07.91]结果老师终于爽快咁记我大过
[03:10.69]然后放我走喇