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[00:00.00]逃课税-洛天依
[00:04.39]又是一节化学课
[00:05.76]实在忍不下去了
[00:07.79]好想骑着自行车
[00:09.34]在大街上追汽车
[00:11.41]正当我想着计策
[00:12.92]奇迹竟然发生了
[00:14.93]老师正在写板书
[00:16.56]我呲溜一声蹿出屋
[00:18.75]
[00:25.79]在寂静的走廊
[00:27.20]紧张得直发慌
[00:29.31]假如碰到校长
[00:30.81]我还怎么见家长
[00:32.86]还好一切很正常
[00:34.53]避开了监控录像
[00:36.48]终于见到了阳光
[00:38.02]心情变得无比舒畅
[00:40.18]
[00:41.86]悄悄地溜到围墙边
[00:44.44]
[00:45.04]突然感觉到我的背后
[00:47.03]刮来一阵刺骨的寒风
[00:49.42]
[00:52.01]就在这个时候
[00:53.71]保安站在门口
[00:55.50]他对着我大吼
[00:57.32]我吓的直发抖
[00:59.08]他要把我带走
[01:00.89]直到教室门口
[01:02.67]既然无路可走
[01:04.43]那就别怪我下手
[01:06.88]左手拿出双节棍啊
[01:08.67]右手抄起狼牙棒啊
[01:10.58]Duangduangduangduang
[01:11.61]Duangduangduangduang
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[01:13.72]Duang
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[01:21.39]独自徘徊闲逛
[01:22.79]感觉有点失望
[01:24.76]清风拂面有点凉
[01:26.40]街上没人好凄凉
[01:28.48]早上没有吃饭
[01:30.02]饿得眼前昏暗
[01:32.09]我大步走向前
[01:33.52]来到一家抻面馆
[01:35.65]刀削打卤担担面
[01:37.22]龙须炸酱方便面
[01:39.23]不知端来几碗面
[01:40.75]一口下去吃个遍
[01:42.67]结账时我傻了眼
[01:44.34]身上没有带够钱
[01:46.33]老板气得直冒烟
[01:47.87]逼我刷碗一整天
[01:49.91]这顿饭吃得太憋气
[01:52.50]
[01:53.21]我该怎么做才能够从
[01:55.00]别人身上赚一点钱
[01:57.27]
[02:00.05]就在这个时候
[02:01.73]路过一个小伙
[02:03.54]身上穿着校服[!--empirenews.page--]
[02:05.32]年纪大概十五
[02:07.14]我向他伸出手
[02:08.83]逃课需要交税
[02:10.69]如果你不听话
[02:12.42]就把你打满脸花
[02:14.99]大哥请你饶了我吧
[02:16.74]我实在是没钱啊
[02:18.57]我把膝盖送给你吧
[02:20.55]
[02:22.18]想要体验外面的世界
[02:25.70]没有选择除非你交税
[02:29.24]如果反抗你将永远沉睡
[02:33.07]所以乖乖交出来吧
[02:35.50]
[02:36.57]这个世道没那么简单
[02:40.00]现在请你考虑清楚
[02:43.57]你是想要乖乖呆在教室
[02:46.91]
[02:47.44]还是想要自由
[02:49.21]
[02:50.85]今天我赚了四百五
[02:53.43]
[02:53.98]美味的包子你等着我
[02:56.04]我们马上就要团聚啦
[02:58.19]
[03:00.92]叉烧包奶黄包
[03:02.60]小笼包灌汤包
[03:04.41]水煎包豆沙包
[03:06.17]再加上人肉包
[03:08.14]刚刚好四百五
[03:09.94]我露出了笑容
[03:11.63]交完钱以后
[03:13.51]被服务员拦住
[03:15.26]你要交逃课税
[03:17.07]一共是七十万
[03:18.81]他递给我账单
[03:20.59]我气得直冒烟
[03:22.34]你究竟是何人
[03:24.23]敢收我逃课税
[03:25.92]他把面具摘下
[03:27.61]吓得我突然醒来
[03:30.27]原来这是一场梦啊
[03:31.99]还好这不是真的啊
[03:33.76]出来混迟早要还啊