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[00:00.00]皇帝叫外卖-格子兮/潘成
[00:00.42]词：米小某
[00:00.59]曲：潘成
[00:00.91]女：Lalala
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[00:15.50]男：左手切呀右手剁呀
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[00:19.11]宫里做饭倍儿有面儿呀
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[00:22.00]我那个心情美呀哼个曲儿呀
[00:26.18]皇上他就好这口呀
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[00:29.13]听太监说这餐饭是皇上所钦点
[00:32.76]这菜叫人馋那一盘成色你且看
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[00:36.39]颠个勺耍帅摆盘有只苍蝇我弹
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[00:39.98]一举跟一动一副大师气派显然
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[00:43.85]妈呀万岁爷居然说了下令传
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[00:47.63]恐怕一进殿
[00:48.48]人家就派万人把我阉
[00:51.44]皇上小人巨冤枉
[00:53.31]皇上您先别不爽
[00:54.98]这凉菜呀要趁热呀尝尝
[00:57.68]女：那水饺呀透着馅儿呀
[01:02.21]需要你很轻轻的夹
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[01:05.21]你瞧那守在烤鸭旁的黄瓜
[01:09.43]美味在于那种配搭
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[01:12.50]而龙虾那层皮儿呀烧得红辣
[01:16.66]真想现在拨开吃它
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[01:19.61]再来盘金黄茄夹香如肉呀
[01:23.84]除了好吃没别的话
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[01:40.88]男：皇上他用膳前所未有的大场面
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[01:44.98]候一旁的宫女们个个那叫正点
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[01:48.53]当万岁美美吃完又食了些小点
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[01:52.15]看到那蟑螂救命满口蒜味儿的喊
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[01:56.03]妈呀万岁爷居然说了下令传
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[01:59.78]恐怕一进殿
[02:00.65]人家就派万人把我阉
[02:03.65]皇上小人巨冤枉
[02:05.40]皇上您先别不爽
[02:07.23]这凉菜呀要趁热呀尝尝
[02:10.16]合：这碗汤呀火候到啦
[02:14.45]温一温它再吹一下
[02:17.40]还有那米皮儿为啥那么丝滑
[02:21.61]把调味汁儿往上面洒
[02:24.69]你瞧那炖鸡煮呀冒着气儿呀
[02:28.83]肉色香菇香掉了牙
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[02:31.72]还有那素菜尝下可口的话
[02:35.98]你丫就呀给赞一下
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[02:39.72]小兔子乖乖把门儿开开
[02:43.30]谁叫的外卖总共十块
[02:46.99]小兔子乖乖把门儿开开
[02:50.52]谁叫的外卖
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[02:52.73]女：Lalala
[03:07.53]合：Lalala[!--empirenews.page--]
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[03:23.11]铜锅涮呀麻酱拌呀
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[03:26.67]现在只差香菜一把
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[03:29.53]再来碗豆汁儿喝吧糖摇融化
[03:33.81]油条泡下味道更佳
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[03:36.80]还有那羊棒骨呀轻吸一下
[03:41.04]骨髓就到你嘴里啦
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[03:43.94]总之我做的菜呀爱吃的话
[03:48.27]你丫就呀给赞一下