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[00:02.50]大实话-南城二哥
[00:02.60]男：
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[00:51.83]人之初那个性善良啊
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[00:57.18]古语这么讲诶
[00:58.87]人为财死那鸟为食亡啊
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[01:04.40]古今都一样诶
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[01:06.26]败者那为寇成者为王啊
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[01:11.67]名气响当当
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[01:13.43]大树底下他好乘凉啊
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[01:18.93]鸡犬也风光
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[01:20.72]人跟人比他就得死
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[01:27.88]那个货跟货比它就得扔一旁
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[01:35.20]不是冤家他不聚头
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[01:38.87]家家有本难算的账
[01:41.52]哎嗨呦
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[01:46.28]人是铁那个饭是钢啊
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[01:51.88]不吃饿的慌
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[01:53.46]吃饱喝足了就把坏事想
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[01:58.99]脑袋膨胀
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[02:00.68]想来想去就有了欲望
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[02:06.18]心里憋的慌
[02:07.92]东窗事发他进了牢房
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[02:13.49]好日子泡了汤
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[02:15.33]老婆总是别人的好
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[02:18.73]女：
[02:19.20]虽然已经是百花开
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[02:26.14]路边的野花你不要采
[02:31.36]男：
[02:31.76]不采白不采采了也白采
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[02:35.20]孩子却总是自己的强
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[02:42.45]打仗还得是亲兄弟
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[02:46.13]可要做买卖还得明算账
[02:48.69]哎嗨呦
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[02:52.52]老话说呀一寸光阴一寸金
[02:55.28]金难买光阴
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[02:56.97]二人同心其力断金
[02:58.77]是不二法门
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[03:00.78]三岁看小七岁看老
[03:02.59]从小看到老
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[03:04.26]四体不勤五谷不辨
[03:06.16]胜负纸上分
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[03:08.09]五十步他笑百步啊
[03:09.95]谁比谁不如
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[03:11.50]六欲七情六亲不认
[03:13.38]问情为何物
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[03:15.15]七步成诗煮豆燃萁
[03:17.05]相煎何太急
[03:18.81]那个八仙过海各显其能
[03:20.65]各有各神通
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[03:37.06]瘦死的骆驼他比马壮
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[03:42.56]顺理又成章
[03:44.18]可是凤凰没了毛就不如鸡强[!--empirenews.page--]
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[03:49.88]道理随你讲啊
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[03:51.83]天要下雨非要嫁人的娘
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[03:57.10]谁也没法挡啊
[03:58.94]痴心的婆姨那负心的郎啊
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[04:04.30]又能怎么样啊
[04:05.94]这男人不坏女人不爱comeon
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[04:25.10]可是糟糠之妻又不忍下堂
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[04:33.13]来来来不下堂来来来
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[04:38.28]不下堂
[04:40.20]来来来
[04:41.88]不下堂
[04:43.68]来来来
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[04:45.50]不下堂
[04:46.72]不下堂
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[04:47.87]可就怕禁不住这七年之痒
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[04:51.56]后院起火孩子遭殃
[04:54.21]哎嗨呦
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[04:58.99]啦没词就这么唱
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[05:06.30]OKbyebye我经常讲
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[05:11.60]媚外又崇洋啊
[05:13.44]之乎者也天下文章啊
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[05:18.85]猪鼻子插根葱啊
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[05:21.21]他就装啊他就装啊
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[05:25.22]装呀吗装大象