[ti:潘金莲]
[ar:雪村]
[al:东北人都是活雷锋]
[offset:500]
[00:16.8]潘金莲长得很性感
[00:20.6]也很好强
[00:24.0]财主逼她她不从
[00:27.4]卖给了五大朗
[00:31.7]武大朗做小买卖
[00:35.5]身残志不坚
[00:38.8]她终于投靠了西门庆
[00:42.3]黑社会大流氓
[00:45.6][01:41.6][03:14.9]
[00:47.5][00:55.3][01:10.1][02:20.0][02:27.0][02:41.8]哎呀呀哎呀咿呀～～～
[00:51.2][02:23.3]听说二战胜利因为间谍色情
[00:58.8][02:30.6]现在漂亮女人她经常离婚
[01:02.8][02:34.5]一部《金瓶梅》
[01:04.5][02:36.4]话糙理不糙
[01:06.4][02:38.2]但是许多描写不太干净
[01:13.6][02:45.4]现在看来潘金莲非常摩登
[01:17.0][01:20.3][01:27.5][01:30.1][02:48.0][02:51.6][02:59.1][03:02.0]我是一俗人
[01:24.2]养不起这种招摇女人
[01:34.0]生活安定是我的根
[01:48.3]漂亮女人活得累
[01:52.5]因为有人追
[01:56.1]一生不嫁能有谁
[01:59.4]嫁人又有是非
[02:03.4]我早看透了这一点
[02:07.3]所以很慎重
[02:10.6]我宁可让人说我俗
[02:14.4]也不愿受连累
[02:16.2]我能弄上潘金莲啦……
[02:56.1]看书怎能信以为真
[03:05.6]坐怀不乱才是英雄