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Atheists Don't Have No Songs

演唱：Steve Martin,Steep Canyon Rangers

You know religious people

Have such beautiful music and art;

And athiests really have nothing

Until now

A little tune called Athiests Don't Have No Songs

(Christians have)

Christians have their hymns and pages

(Hymns and pages)

Hava Nagila's for the Jews

(For the Jews)

Baptists have the rock of ages

(Rock of ages)

Atheists just sing the blues

(Romantics play)

Romantics play Claire de Lune

(Claire de Lune)

Born agains sing He is risen

But no one ever wrote a tune

(Wrote a tune)

For godless existentialism

(For godless existentialism)

For Atheists

There's no good news

They'll never sing

A song of faith

In their songs

They have a rule

The he is always lowercase

The he is always lowercase

(Some folks sing)

Some folks sing a Bach cantata

(Bach cantata)

Lutherans get Christmas trees

Atheist songs add up to nada

(Up to nada)

But they do have Sundays free

(Have Sundays free)

(Pentecostals sing)

Pentecostals sing sing to heaven

(Sing to heaven)

Gothics had the books of scrolls

(Numerologists count)

Numerologists count count to seven

(Count to seven)

Atheists have rock and roll

For Atheists

There's no good news

They'll never sing

A song of faith

In their songs

They have a rule

The he is always lowercase

The he is always lowercase

Atheists

Atheists

Atheists

Don't Have No SONGS

(Christians have)

Christians have their hymns and pages

(Hymns and pages)[!--empirenews.page--]

Hava Nagila's for the Jews

(For the Jews)

Baptists have the rock of ages

(Rock of ages)

Atheists just sing the blues

Catholics

Dress up for Mass

And listen to

Gregorian chants

Atheists

Just take a pass

Watch football in their underpants

Watch football in their underpants

Atheists

Atheists

Atheists

Don't Have No SONGS

(Don't Have No Songs)