We Like Sportz
The Lonely Island
Incredibad
The Lonely Island - We Like Sportz
Hello?
Hi, do you wanna go to a party with me?
No. The game's on.
Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there.
We like sports, and we don't care who knows,
From shooting hoops to the Super Bowl.
We like sports, and we don't care who knows,
Football, football, football, tennis, hockey...
The game is starting, everyone is here,
I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer.
Just two normal guys, hanging out having fun,
Right guy number two?
Yeah, guy number one.
E, to the S, to the P, to the N,
Its all I watch, cause I'm the man,
If my team loses, I'll be mean all night,
If you tell me to relax, we'll get into a fight.
Watching sports with girls is a pain,
they don't know the rules, there's no time to explain.
Single, double, triple, home run,
for the celebration, I'll shoot my gun. (gunshot)
I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy,
he's not a loud mouth like that cunt-hole, Steve.
We like sports, and we don't care who knows.
From Wimbledon, to the Astrodome.
We like sports, and we don't care who knows.
Football, football, football, tennis, hockey...
Now when I say sports, you say nuts,
Sports, nuts
Sports, nuts
When I say cheating, you say sucks,
Cheating, sucks
Cheating, sucks
I drink whiskey, cause I like the taste,
You think it's bitter but I think it's great.
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars,
Don't believe me? Smell our cars.
We're real men, and we like sports,
if you say that we're not, then we'll see you in court.
I'm team captain, and I choose you,
I'm the other team captain and I choose you too.
We steal the ball and we're off to the races,
then scare the other team with our mad dog faces, like
What? What? What? What? What, What?
What? What? What? What? What, What?
We like sports, and we don't care who knows.
From the pre-game jokes, to the wrap-up show,
We like sports, and we don't care who knows.
Football, football, football, tennis, hockey...
Throw me the baseball.
Now toss me the pigskin.
Now feed me the rock.
Now give me the rock.