Bartender Song - Rehab
Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 AM
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my xxxx out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stuper
I did what I should have never done
And now I'm sittin here, talking to you
Drunk and on the run
I'm sittin at a bar on the inside
Waiting for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fucking car
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away
Ya know Moe I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers till they get here
Yea I know the sun is coming up
And yall are probably get ready for closeing up
But I'm trying to dry my sole
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road
Everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin on
I'm sittin at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her xxxxxx car
And crashed that piece of xxxx n-then stepped away
Yes it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I am headed to the penitentiary
See me on TV
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should have did something about my anger
But I never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of xxxx Nova
And now I am going back again
Back to the pin to see my friends
When we all file off that county van
Don't ask me where I've been
I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her xxxxxx car
I Crashed that piece of xxxx n-then stepped away
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