Your fallen tears have called to me, so here comes my sweet remedy.
I know what every princess needs for her to live life happily.
With.. just a wave of my magic wand your troubles will soon be gone.
With a flick of the wrist in just a flash, you land a prince with a ton of cash,
Some crystal glass pumps and almost dressed!
Worries will vanish your soul will cleanse
Confide in your very own furniture friends
We'll help you set a new fashion trend!
I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great!
The kind of gal a prince would date
They'll write your name on the bathroom wall
MALE VOICE: For happy ever after- give Fiona a call!
A sporty carriage to ride in style. A sexy man-boy chauffer Kyle.
Vanish your blemishes, tooth decay.. celulite thighs will fade away
A hool and a hey! Have a Bichon Frise
Nip and tuck here and there, to land that prince with the perfect hair.
Lipstick liners, shadow blush! to get that prince with a sexy tush.
Lucky day, hunk buffet
For the lipstick a roll in the hay
You can swoon on the moon with the prince to this tune
Don't be drab, you'll be fab
Your prince will have rock-hard abs
Cheese souflee
Have some chicken fricassee"