欢迎光临

No wait, hey wait wait.

You'll forgot to sing my favorite Christmas carol:

The Twelve days of Christmas

No, not that one!

A one, a two, a one tow three (no) four

On the first day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

A fire-breathing dragon just for me

Yeah

On the second day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

two wee rats

Heavenly Creatures

And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the third day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

three little pigs

Ya ya ya yaaa

Two wee rats

and a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On fourth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

four exploding birds

waaaaaaaa - bang

three little pigs

two wee rats

and a fire-breathing dragon just for me

ya

On the fifth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Let me guess

Five onion rings

Five onion rings oh I knew it

Four exploding birds

Three little pigs

Two wee rats

And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the sixth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Six mirrors cracking

You break it, you bought it

Five onion rings

Four exploding birds

Three little pigs

Two wee rats

And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Seventh day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Seven sorts of jelly

Six mirrors cracking

Five onion rings

Four exploding birds

Three little pigs

Two wee rats

And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Eight day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Eight cookies talking

Don't you dare

Seven sorts of jelly

Six mirrors cracking

Five onion rings

Four exploding birds

Three little pigs

Two wee rats

And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Night day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

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Ooh... I'm sorry gordan

Eight cookies talking

Seven sorts of jelly

Six mirrors cracking

Five onion rings

More like the twelve years of Christmas

Four exploding birds

Three little pigs

Two wee rats

And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the tenth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Ten puppets dancing

No streets attached

Nine mice are tripping

Eight cookies talking

Seven sorts of jelly

Six mirrors cracking

Five onion rings

Four exploding birds

Three little pigs

Two wee rats

And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

Wee, ya all for me

On the eleventh day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Eleven fairies dusting

Ten puppets dancing

Nine mice are tripping

Eight cookies talking

Seven sorts of jelly

Six mirrors cracking

Five onion rings

Four exploding birds

Three little pigs

Two wee rats

And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the twelfth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Twelve man are singing

Daradaradada

Eleven fairies dusting

Ten puppets dancing

Nine mice are tripping

Eight cookies talking

Seven sorts of jelly

Six mirrors cracking

Five onion rings

(Deep breath)

Four exploding birds

Three little pigs

Two wee rats

And a fire-breathing dragon just for meeeeeeeeeee

Just for meeeeee!

Oh, let's do that again

Let's not in say we dead