欢迎光临

I Want More

Chumbawamba

Blue-rinse sugar

Wipe-clean couple

Pinched last supper

Counting pretty penny

John Betjeman

Some dead liar

Quiet pink picture

Under heavy manners

This is Tearoom England

They'll kick your face in

So politely

This is Tearoom England

They'll kick your face in

Oh so nicely

I want more

No hurry

More

So sorry

Don't worry

So sorry

Don't worry

So sorry

Don't worry

So sorry

Bite-size china

Tea or tartar

Lipstick traces

Table set to bless

Sweet charity

Lukewarm whisper

Still-life platter

Under heavy manners

This is Tearoom England

They'll kick your face in

So politely

This is Tearoom England

They'll kick your face in

Oh so nicely

I want more

No hurry

So sorry

Don't worry

So sorry

No hurry

So sorry

Don't worry

So sorry

No hurry

So sorry

Don't worry

No hurry

So sorry

Don't worry

I want more

No hurry

So sorry

Don't worry

So sorry

No hurry

So sorry

Don't worry

So sorry

No hurry

So sorry

Don't worry

So sorry

No hurry

So sorry

Don't worry

more

I want more

No I want more

No I want more

No I want more

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Here’s a song

That’s caused many an irate housewife

To write to her member of parliament

Saturday night in leeds

Saturday night means everything to me

I’d rather take drugs than have sex

I always do two puddings

I tell Irish jokes

I tell Pakistani jokes

I tell Asian jokes

I’m the most unracist person you’ll ever meet

She's a mad cow student

Moi

I’m always getting my skirt pulled up

Really

If a bloke made a pass at you

You would run a mile

After you'd thumped him

Yeah there we are

Not been a bad night

An ordinary Saturday night

Or one to remember