[ti:脑残非主流]
[ar:豆豆&狗狗|&茜茜]
[al:]
[by:源芬情缘]
[t_time:(03:38)]
[00:00.00]豆豆&狗狗|&茜茜 - 脑残非主流
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[00:03.15]听众朋友们 你们好
[00:04.78]这是一对狗男女（哦不！）非主流男女之间的一次对话。
[00:06.65]他们在网络上勾搭了（哦不！）在网络上相识了。
[00:08.92]后来上演了一段浪漫的爱情闹剧（哦不！）爱情韩剧。
[00:11.00]本故事纯属虚构 如有雷同 太刺激了。。。
[00:22.67]偶素非主流 偶非常滴口耐
[00:25.36]你有米有听到偶讲话都很奇怪
[00:28.18]表招惹偶哦 偶素某帮派滴
[00:30.61]小心偶和（han）偶滴兄弟去t你滴pp
[00:33.34]偶素非主流 偶非常滴口耐
[00:37.48]你有米有看到偶打扮都很奇怪
[00:39.15]表欺负偶哦 偶素某家族滴
[00:41.48]小心偶劲舞里亲耐滴会t你滴pp
[00:44.31]mm丫~初次见面
[00:47.80]偶看到你滴空间有好多漂漂片片
[00:50.08]你有米有看到偶给你滴留言？
[00:52.45]偶素不素可以约你出来见个面？
[00:54.90]gg丫~呼呼~你真讨厌~
[00:57.57]其实偶早就去过你滴空间
[01:00.10]早知道你滴昵称叫做“某男子”
[01:02.89]真的好巧，偶滴昵称叫做“某女子”
[01:05.61]mm快点打开视频 让偶看看你
[01:08.30]偶坐在这里聊天聊得有点等不及
[01:11.13]其实。。偶素真滴一直稀饭你
[01:13.70]最稀饭滴就是你用繁体字讲话滴语气
[01:16.69]好勒啦~给你看 偶今天涂了新的腮红
[01:19.93]偶稀饭用眼线液涂黑色的眼影
[01:22.45]gg 好稀饭你嘴上那个黑色唇钉
[01:24.98]不知道偶们如果接吻的话 你会不会疼？
[01:27.86]不会勒啦~这样比较非主流~
[01:30.29]偶今天刚刚烫了亚麻色的锡纸头
[01:33.33]你看 偶这边的耳朵上有十七个耳洞
[01:36.06]偶十七岁滴生日穿滴 一点也不疼
[01:38.69]哇哦~gg哦~你真滴好帅~
[01:41.33]偶看你到玩劲舞也跳得好快~
[01:43.75]好稀饭哦。。。偶有点想做耐~
[01:46.73]不知道你素不素那个也会很快~
[01:49.36]才不会勒啦~人家那个好厉害
[01:52.05]不如今晚咱们见面偶真的非常期待
[01:55.07]偶会带着相机做耐时候拍拍
[01:58.72]ps以后发到偶们空间里来
[02:00.59]讨厌勒啦~gg你真的好坏~
[02:02.96]米有七百万像素滴相机才不跟你拍拍
[02:06.09]偶先说好 偶不素个随便滴人哦
[02:08.47]你以后只许爱偶一个 要写在资料里哦
[02:11.40]话外音：mc良良：于是 这俩个sb 就这样见了面
[02:13.88]然后一起到某个旅馆里面开了一个房间
[02:16.66]后来发生的事情 说不说都随便
[02:19.24]反正每天都有类似的事情发生在你身边
[02:21.71]这只是一个故事 俩主角都没有素质
[02:24.60]中学还没毕业 就缺得不像样子
[02:27.18]所以如果我有这样的孩子我一定会很伤心
[02:30.16]所以我打心里很想去问候他们的母亲
[02:32.59]我并没有打算让这个故事发人深省
[02:35.46]我也不会缺到去泡非主流的女生
[02:38.00]文化没有 素质没有 还搞虾米非主流
[02:41.03]= =！拜托 一个一个简直都是小丑
[02:43.56]你是非主流还是飞主流
[02:46.43]u better check them out.
[02:47.85]these little kids are non-mainstream?
[02:49.67]***e on they look like circus chicks.
[02:51.64]are u guys trying to be a acrobatic troupe
[02:54.27]or is it me just thinking too much.
[02:56.60]if u love body peircing soo much
[02:58.72]then let me give u a suggestion,
[03:00.70]how bout get a peircing on ur butt crack.
[03:02.97]whats it suppose to call?
[03:05.09]a butt crack peirce? (hahaha ...)
[03:07.01]my mom didnt tought me very well enough to
[03:10.30]be a gentle lady.
[03:12.37]but atlease we know the difference between clowns
[03:14.09]go take a look urself in the merrior.
[03:16.63]what do u see?
[03:17.58]u see a clown.
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