[ti:真人Show]
[ar:吴浩康]
[al:Reality Co. Ltd]
[00:01.15]吴浩康-真人Show(粤)
[00:03.15]作曲：Andy Love、Jos Jorgensen 作词：李峻一
[00:10.61]似是政治斗争你别太过天真
[00:13.28]友善笑面背后拿着棍
[00:16.03]办公室有小人弱肉强食嘅森林
[00:18.74]要有识擦识闪嘅技能
[00:21.46]我最爱我老板客户永远啱
[00:24.21]被责骂笑着来受教
[00:26.85]荣耀属于上头有镬我就认头
[00:29.53]主人一走甩绳马骝就会两边走
[00:32.36][01:18.66]办公室做真人骚我擦鞋造诣好高
[00:35.86](每个老细也当佢宝宝)
[00:37.76][01:24.12]周身刀博命做升职就慢人几步
[00:41.24][01:27.57](最怕我会最快无得捞)
[00:43.31][01:29.63][02:13.31][02:35.04]Watch out 对面有小丑
[00:45.88][01:32.31][02:15.96][02:37.74]面露笑口装作好友
[00:48.79][01:34.97][02:18.73][02:40.49]Look out 腹背有恶狗
[00:51.36][01:37.72][02:21.36][02:43.15]随时扑出噬你一口
[00:54.22][01:40.49][02:24.14][02:45.93]Watch out 有事要先走
[00:56.93][01:43.24][02:26.89][02:48.74]为着老细开心打个筋斗
[00:59.63][01:45.97][02:29.57][02:51.43]Look out 嘴脸似小丑
[01:02.38][01:48.65][02:32.33][02:54.18]然而谁人能笑出口
[01:07.81]有气永远要忍如埋炸药引
[01:10.54]要向老细对脚吻一吻
[01:13.23]女士穿着要斯文但唔使穿金戴银
[01:15.89]最怕某某背后唱你你博啲乜
[01:22.22](每个老细也当我宝宝)
[01:51.38]做嘢好烦做人好难
[01:54.11]俾啲办公室政治搅到好残
[01:56.79]要以牙还牙要以眼还眼
[01:59.54]咪以为我坐喺度好得闲
[02:02.35]边一个冼我
[02:03.70]阴阴湿金手指插向我大大镬
[02:06.48]原来是你么
[02:07.81]唔好咁绝做人留一线
[02:10.60]做好自己唔怕俾人赶到绝
[02:56.93]Look out
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