[ti:Perfect Saturday][ar:The Lonely Island][al:The Wack Album][by:活在當下] [00:00.00]歌词千寻 www.9ku.com[00:00.35]Perfect Saturday - The Lonely Island[00:02.22].[00:02.47]Yea[00:02.89]This beat remind me of back in the day[00:05.53]Sunshine chillin[00:06.97]Man, tell em about your perfect Saturday[00:09.76].[00:10.63]Woke up at ten, no worries at all[00:12.57]Another sunny day in LA, that’s how we roll[00:15.13]Hit my homie J cuz he rolls the blunts tight[00:17.76]Head’s still spinnin from the freaks last night[00:19.88].[00:20.13]Yea man, you know I got the sticky for sho[00:22.69]And 5 females coming over at 4[00:24.69].[00:25.07]I’mma hop in the shower, clean my nuts[00:27.44]Throw on the polo sport to impress the stunts[00:29.76].[00:30.26]Rollin up in the Charger with the suicide doors[00:32.63]Top down cruising as I head to the store[00:35.08].[00:35.39]Jim has some brews, everything that we need[00:37.52]Then back to the crib smoking indoor weed[00:39.63].[00:40.07]It’s the perfect Saturday, there’s knock on the door[00:42.62]Man these girls are here early, it’s a quarter to four[00:45.21].[00:45.39]Man, which of these freaks I’mma see in my bed[00:47.57]Open the door and see my homie Ned[00:49.75].[00:50.13]Oh hey guys, how’s it going?[00:51.90](Wuddup Ned?)[00:52.27]I got 911, need to use your head[00:55.13](That’s a no can do, ooh your breath is all hit)[00:57.69]Yea, I know, now move, I gotta take a shit[00:59.99](Now normally Ned, the bathroom was yours[01:02.43]But we got those fine freaks coming over at 4)[01:04.93]Fine freaks?! Okay, new plan[01:06.87]I’ll just hold it[01:07.93]and let out small farts for the rest of the night[01:09.99].[01:10.43]Okay Ned, thanks for stopping by[01:12.49](You’re welcome)[01:13.16][01:15.26]Seriously Ned, it was good to see you[01:17.58](I know)[01:18.09][01:18.73].[01:21.23]Listen, the freaks are gonna be here any minute[01:23.54]We gotta get rid of this guy[01:25.51]Hey dude, he’s your friend, you should ask him to leave[01:27.83]Listen, if the freaks come here he cannot be here[01:31.19][01:33.89]Oh, god fart noises[01:37.56]Shit![01:39.68]Ah, one second[01:41.30]What time is it?[01:42.25]It’s 4, it’s them[01:43.68]Who? The freaks?[01:44.43]Yes, get Ned out[01:45.37].[01:45.80]Ned you gotta hop out the window[01:47.56]But we’re on the 5th floor,[01:49.12]Yes, move like endo[01:50.24]I’m not doing that[01:51.24]Then hit the bathroom on the double[01:52.81]The dump's in my butt and your toilets are trouble[01:55.35]Look, seriously I’ll hold it[01:57.83]I’ve been in this situation literally hundreds of times[02:00.23]Oh what the fuck?[02:02.70]Oh no[02:03.57]I’m gonna need to borrow some pants[02:05.24]No[02:05.56].[02:06.43]Oh hey ladies[02:06.99](Oh my God it smells like fuckin death in here)[02:10.54]Hey freaks![02:11.10](This place smells like shit)[02:13.16]It was them[02:13.91]We're out of here[02:14.79]Becca wait[02:15.54]Oh you guys blew it[02:16.79].[02:17.85]Well that’s too bad but we ain’t mad[02:20.16]No. In fact, we got something to show you[02:22.85]It’s down this hallway, and open this door[02:25.29](A surprise?)[02:25.73]Yea man, something like that[02:27.73]So walk out front and don’t look back[02:29.98](What’s all this plastic? Were you painting last night?)[02:32.70]Don’t worry about it, just walk towards the light[02:35.19](It sure is pretty)[02:36.49]Yea, sure is[02:37.76]Close your eyes Ned[02:38.88](You’re my only friends)[02:40.31].[02:40.73][02:45.30]Yea, motherfuckers[02:45.68][02:47.33]You already think you were gonna get out[02:49.21]of this without a fart joke did you?[02:50.99]You wack motherfuckers[02:52.71]You pussy motherfuckers[02:54.48]The fuck yall thinkin?[02:56.35]This is Lonely Island![02:58.58]Oh cause we got a little paper now?[03:00.51]And you see us on the TV[03:02.32]You think we don’t do fart jokes no more?[03:04.79]We were doin fart jokes when you were suckin ya mama’s tit[03:08.35]Ya fart motherfuckers, fuck yall[03:10.35].[03:10.85]歌词编辑：活在當下  QQ：6313827 

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