[00:01.75]All Kinds Of Kinds - Miranda Lambert
[00:27.33]Ilsa was an acrobat who
[00:29.48]went and fell in love with that
[00:31.57]Horatio the human cannonball.
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[00:36.23]A wedding neath the big top tent with
[00:38.41]barkers clowns and elephants
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[00:40.43]Sideshow family oddities and all.
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[00:44.98]The dog-faced boy
[00:47.36]howled out with joy
[00:49.13]As the tattooed lady was crying.
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[00:53.40]Ever since the beginning
[00:56.09]to keep the world spinning
[00:58.07]It takes all kinds of kinds.
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[01:03.14]Thomas was a congressman
[01:04.74]with closets full of skeletons
[01:07.28]And dresses that
[01:08.28]he wore on Friday nights.
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[01:12.09]Phyllis was a pharmacist   a dab
[01:14.68]of that   a pinch of this
[01:16.44]Concocted to suppress her appetite.
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[01:20.39]When the children were fiddlin  
[01:22.80]she  d slip   em some Ritalin
[01:25.35]And wait for Thomasina to arrive.
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[01:29.23]Cause ever since the beginning
[01:32.12]to keep the world spinning
[01:33.94]It takes all kinds of kinds.
[01:37.72]
[01:39.23]All kinds of kinds.
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[01:59.62]When I play this old guitar from
[02:02.04]children  s shows to smoky bars
[02:03.90]I take a break and
[02:05.20]think about the past.
[02:07.18]
[02:07.90]When I stood up in geometry
[02:10.03]
[02:10.74]and everybody stared at me
[02:13.04]And I tossed my test
[02:14.62]into the trash.
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[02:17.33]I scratched off my number
[02:19.21]while hitching out under
[02:21.90]That bush league population sign.
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[02:25.98]Ever since the beginning
[02:28.43]to keep the world spinning
[02:30.60]It takes all kinds of kinds.
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[02:35.84]Now some point a finger
[02:37.68]and let ignorance linger
[02:39.88]If they  d look in the
[02:41.58]mirror they  d find.
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[02:46.51]That ever since the beginning
[02:49.25]to keep the world spinning
[02:51.38]It takes all kinds of kinds.
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[02:56.70]All kinds of kinds.
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[03:01.11]All kinds of kinds.
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