Evil Genius
Eleventy Seven
Artist：EleventySeven
Song：Evil Genius
Out in the hallway,
I said "hello.
The dance is this Friday,
Do you want to go?"
"Probably not,"
She promptly replied.
"But kudos for asking.
You're such a nice guy."
Yeah, I should have known
I'd end up at home
Watching my Star Wars box trilogy.
But here is the truth.
If she only knew
That I've got a secret she'd never believe.
Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleaveland.
And she'll never know that we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
Down in the basement
I wish she could see
The monkeys I've altered
Genetically.
And all of my plans to make a home on the moon.
It's not quite completed, but it's coming soon.
When I fall asleep,
I'll lie to extreme
Of canulae dates in a laboratory.
And when I'm awake,
It's hard to concentrate.
I'll be assembling up my robot army.
Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleaveland.
And she'll never know that we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
I worked up the nerve
To go to the dance.
There's no reason I
Couldn't give it a chance.
I walked through the door,
And what should I see?
But it was Kelly staring back at me.
And she said,
"I've been hoping I could be a lab professor.
Bottle-nosed, coughing, I could name Sylvester.
That's the kind of thing you're into of your girls."
'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleaveland.
And now that I found you, we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
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With cyborg robot squirrels.