Now I have a story that I‘d like to tell
About this guy you all know - he had me scared as hell
He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed
He‘s burnt up like a weenie and his name is Fred
He wears the same hat and sweater every single day
And even if it‘s hot outside - he wears it anyway
He‘s home when I‘m awake but he shows up when I‘m ‘sleep
I can‘t believe that there‘s a nightmare>