[ti:Trapped In The Drive-Thru]
[ar:Yankovic]
[al:Straight Outta Lynwood]
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[00:09.65]Yankovic-Trapped In The Drive-Thru
[00:12.53]
[00:21.91]Seven O'Clock in the evening 
[00:23.45]Watchin somethin' stupid on TV 
[00:25.09]I'm zoned out on the sofa 
[00:27.38]When my wife comes in the room and sees me 
[00:30.26]
[00:30.47]She says "Is this 'Behind the Music' 
[00:33.55]With Lynard Skynard?" 
[00:34.90]And I say "I don't know. 
[00:36.49]Say, it's gettin' late...watcha wanna do for dinner? 
[00:40.06]
[00:40.52]She says "I kinda had a big lunch. 
[00:41.62]So I'm not super hungry." 
[00:44.56]I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either 
[00:46.73]But I could eat." 
[00:47.72]
[00:48.08]She said "So whadya have in mind?" 
[00:49.85]I said "I don't know what about you?" 
[00:52.19]She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat." 
[00:54.89]I said "That's what we're gonna do!" 
[00:56.36]
[00:56.75]"But first you gotta tell me 
[00:58.41]What it is you're hungry for!" 
[01:00.57]And she says "Let me think... 
[01:02.89]...What's left in our refridgerator?" 
[01:04.93]
[01:05.80]I said "Well, there's tuna, I know." 
[01:07.66]She said "That went bad a week ago!" 
[01:09.94]I said "Is the chili OK?" 
[01:12.04]She said "You finished that yesterday!" 
[01:14.26]
[01:14.77]I hopped up and I said 
[01:16.42]"I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?" 
[01:18.73]She's like "Why would I want to eat liver? 
[01:21.64]I don't even like liver!" 
[01:23.53]
[01:23.86]I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'." 
[01:26.23]She's like "I heard you say liver!" 
[01:27.91]I'm like "I should know what I said..." 
[01:29.89]She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!" 
[01:32.09]
[01:32.53]Well I was gonna say something 
[01:34.39]But my cell phone started to ring 
[01:36.61]Now who could be callin' me? 
[01:38.60]Well I checked my caller ID 
[01:40.73]
[01:41.15]It was just cousin Larry 
[01:42.94]Callin' for the third time today... 
[01:44.83]My wife said "Let it go to voicemail." 
[01:47.92]I said, "OK." 
[01:49.46]
[01:50.21]"Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right 
[01:52.27]So what d'ya want to do?" 
[01:53.96]She said "Why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?" 
[01:56.44]"Yeah," I said, "Why don't you?" 
[01:58.54]
[01:59.03]And then she said "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?" 
[02:02.87]I says "No" 
[02:03.71]She says "Yes" 
[02:04.13]I says "No" 
[02:04.60]She says "Yes" 
[02:05.12]I says "No" 
[02:05.62]She says "Yes... 
[02:06.35]...Oh, here's your keys" 
[02:08.00]
[02:08.21]I step a little bit closer 
[02:09.95]Say "OK, where ya want to go?" 
[02:11.86]She says "How about The Ivy?" 
[02:14.15]I said "Yeah, well I don't know..." 
[02:16.25]
[02:16.70]I don't feel like gettin all dressed up 
[02:19.19]And eatin' expensive food 
[02:20.96]She's says "Olive Garden?" 
[02:23.05]I say "Nah, I'm not in the mood... 
[02:25.13]
[02:25.52]...And Burrito King would make me gassy 
[02:28.22]There's no doubt" 
[02:29.57]She says "Just forget about it" 
[02:31.81]I said "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!" 
[02:33.95]
[02:34.55]Then I get an idea 
[02:36.65]I says "I know what we'll do!" 
[02:38.75]She says "What?" 
[02:39.50]I say "Guess" 
[02:39.74]She says "What?" 
[02:40.22]I say "We're goin' to the drive-thru!" 
[02:42.98]
[02:43.49]So we head out the front door 
[02:45.11]Open the garage door 
[02:47.55]Then I open the car doors 
[02:49.97]And we get in those car doors 
[02:51.86]
[02:52.31]Put my key in the ignition 
[02:53.99]And then I turn it sideways 
[02:56.21]Then we fasten our seat belts 
[02:58.40]As we pull out the driveway 
[03:00.81]
[03:01.17]Then we drive to the drive-thru 
[03:02.91]Heading off to the drive-thru 
[03:05.13]We're approaching the drive-thru 
[03:07.32]Getting close to the drive-thru! 
[03:09.42]
[03:09.81]Almost there at the drive-thru 
[03:11.70]Now we're here at the drive thru 
[03:13.83]Here in line at the drive-thru 
[03:16.08]Did I mention the drive-thru? 
[03:18.39]
[03:27.67]Well here we are 
[03:29.19]In the drive-thru line, me and her. 
[03:31.71]Cars in front of us, cars in back of us. 
[03:34.68]All just waiting to order 
[03:36.04]
[03:36.45]There's some idiot in a Volvo 
[03:38.19]With his brights on behind me 
[03:40.39]I lean out the window and scream 
[03:42.45]"Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?" 
[03:45.16]
[03:45.54]My wife says "Maybe we should park... 
[03:47.56]...We could just go eat inside." 
[03:49.66]I said "I'm wearin' bunny slippers 
[03:51.91]So I ain't leavin' this ride..." 
[03:54.13]
[03:54.39]Now a woman on a speaker box 
[03:56.52]Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?" 
[03:58.59]I said "Yes indeed, you certainly can 
[04:00.51]We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese." 
[04:02.82]
[04:03.10]Then my wife says 
[04:04.62]"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind! 
[04:07.26]I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich 
[04:10.17]Instead, this time" 
[04:11.47]
[04:12.09]I said "You always get a cheeseburger!" 
[04:13.80]She says "That's not what I'm hungry for." 
[04:16.11]I put my head in my hands and screamed, 
[04:18.33]"I don't know who you are anymore!" 
[04:20.65]
[04:21.12]The voice on the speaker says 
[04:22.84]"I don't have all day!" 
[04:25.12]I said "Then, take our order, 
[04:26.94]And we'll be on our way! 
[04:29.56]
[04:29.95]I wanna get a chicken sandwich 
[04:31.99]And I want a cheeseburger, too 
[04:34.09]She's like "You want onions on that?" 
[04:36.22]I'm like "Yeah, I already said that I do... 
[04:38.29]
[04:38.65]...Plus we need curly fries 
[04:40.62]And don't you dare forget it! 
[04:43.14]And two medium root beers 
[04:45.49]No, just one, we'll split it." 
[04:47.65]
[04:48.00]Then I said "I'm guessin' that 
[04:49.69]You're probably not too bright... 
[04:52.03]So read me back my order 
[04:54.16]Let's make sure you got it right." 
[04:56.02]
[04:56.25]She says "One, you want a chicken sandwich. 
[04:58.51]Two, you want a cheeseburger 
[05:00.54]Three, curly fries, and a large root beer" 
[05:03.72]"Stop, don't go no further!" 
[05:05.20]
[05:05.49]"I never ordered a large rootbeer 
[05:07.36]I said medium, not large!" 
[05:09.16]Then she says "We're havin' a special, 
[05:11.83]I supersized you at no charge." 
[05:13.87]
[05:14.17]"Oh." And that's all 
[05:16.91]I could say, was "Oh." 
[05:18.11]And she says "Now there is somethin' else 
[05:20.24]That I really think you should know. 
[05:22.43]
[05:22.94]You can have unlimited refills 
[05:24.86]For just a quarter more..." 
[05:26.78]I say "Great, except we're in the drive thru... 
[05:29.36]So what would I want that for?" 
[05:31.19]
[05:31.61]Then she says "Wait a minute 
[05:33.62]Your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this Paul? 
[05:36.77]And my wife is all like "No, that ain't Paul, 
[05:39.41]Now tell me, who's this Paul? 
[05:41.25]
[05:41.75]She says "Oh, he's just some guy 
[05:43.58]Who goes to school with me. 
[05:45.68]I sat behind him last year 
[05:47.81]And I copied off him in Geometry. 
[05:50.93]I said "I know a guy named Paul. 
[05:52.59]He used to be my plumber 
[05:54.72]He was prematurely bald 
[05:56.94]And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer. 
[05:59.07]
[05:59.22]He also had bladder problems 
[06:01.35]And a really bad infection on his toe." 
[06:03.24]And she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there, 
[06:06.01]That's way more than I needed to know!" 
[06:07.86]
[06:08.14]And then we both were quiet 
[06:10.24]And things got real intense 
[06:12.46]Then she says "Next window please, 
[06:14.47]That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents." 
[06:16.81]
[06:17.01]So we inched ahead in line 
[06:19.00]Movin' painfully slow 
[06:20.98]I got a little bored 
[06:23.11]So I turned on the radio... 
[06:24.91]
[06:25.34][Song plays] 
[06:37.91]
[06:41.79][Click] Turned it off 
[06:42.93]Because my wife was getting a headache 
[06:45.42]So we both just sat there quietly 
[06:49.39]For her sake. 
[06:50.49]
[06:50.94]Then I looked at her 
[06:52.15]And she looked back at me 
[06:54.46]And I said "Um, 
[06:56.46]I think you have somethin' in your teeth." 
[06:58.86]
[06:59.44]She turned away from me 
[07:01.11]And then turned back and said "Did I get it?" 
[07:03.63]I said "Yeah. Well, I mean, most of it... 
[07:06.87]But hey, ya know, don't sweat it." 
[07:08.67]
[07:08.94]Then she said "How about now?" 
[07:11.70]I said "Yeah, almost. 
[07:13.00]There's still a little bit there 
[07:15.18]But don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast." 
[07:17.31]
[07:17.53]Now we're at the pay window 
[07:19.00]Or whatever you call it 
[07:21.21]Put my hand in my pocket 
[07:23.20]I can't believe there's no wallet! 
[07:25.42]
[07:33.19]And the lady at the window's like, 
[07:34.38]"Well, well that'll be five eighty two." 
[07:38.53]I turn around to my wife, and say 
[07:41.40]"How much have you got on you?" 
[07:43.47]
[07:44.16]She just rolls her eyes and says 
[07:45.87]"I'll pay for this, I guess." 
[07:48.04]So she reaches into her purse 
[07:49.98]And pulls out the American Express 
[07:52.44]
[07:52.65]I hand it to the lady 
[07:54.54]And she says "Oh, dear. 
[07:56.64]It's gotta be cash only 
[07:58.89]We don't take credit cards here." 
[08:01.17]
[08:01.45]I took back the card and said 
[08:03.42]"Gee, really? Well that sucks." 
[08:05.47]And that's when I found out 
[08:07.80]My wife was only carryin' three bucks. 
[08:10.18]
[08:10.36]I said "I thought you were 
[08:12.46]Going to hit the ATM today" 
[08:15.19]She says "I never got around to it 
[08:17.43]So where's your wallet anyway? 
[08:18.94]
[08:19.48]And I said "Nevermind, 
[08:20.92]Just help me to find some change..." 
[08:23.20]Now the lady at the window 
[08:25.17]Is lookin at me kinda strange... 
[08:27.46]
[08:28.17]And she says "Mister, please, 
[08:30.04]We gotta move this line along" 
[08:32.32]I said "Now hold your stinkin' horses lady, 
[08:35.53]We won't be long." 
[08:36.85]
[08:37.12]We looked around inside the glove-box 
[08:39.07]And check the mat beneath my feet 
[08:41.53]I found a nickel in the ashtray 
[08:43.24]And a couple pennies and a dime in the space betweent he seats 
[08:45.52]
[08:45.82]Before long I had a little pile 
[08:47.80]Of coins of every sort 
[08:50.17]The lady counts it up and says 
[08:52.30]"You're still about a dollar short" 
[08:54.28]
[08:54.70]And now my woman's got this weird look 
[08:56.92]Frozen on her face 
[08:58.54]She screams, "you know 
[09:00.34]I wasn't even really hungry in the first place" 
[09:03.25]
[09:03.61]And so I turned around 
[09:05.35]To the cashier again 
[09:07.63]I shrugged and said "OK 
[09:09.79]Forget the chicken sandwich then" 
[09:12.05]
[09:12.38]So I pick up my change 
[09:14.41]Pick up my reciept 
[09:16.40]And I drive to the pickup window 
[09:18.52]Man, I just can't wait to eat 
[09:20.68]
[09:21.20]And now we see this acne ridden 
[09:23.20]Kid about sixteen 
[09:25.12]Wearin' a dorky nametag that says 
[09:27.80]"Hello, my name is Eugene." 
[09:29.72]
[09:30.07]And he hands me a paper bag 
[09:32.23]I look him in the eyes 
[09:34.36]And I say to him "Hey, Eugene, 
[09:36.92]Can I get some ketchup for my fries?" 
[09:38.77]
[09:38.95]Well he looks at me 
[09:40.90]And I look at him 
[09:43.34]And he looks at me 
[09:45.25]And I look at him 
[09:47.86]
[09:48.22]And he looks at me 
[09:50.35]And I look at him 
[09:52.43]And he says "I'm sorry 
[09:54.13]What did you want again?" 
[09:56.45]
[09:56.77]I say "Ketchup!" 
[09:58.43]And he says "Oh yeah, that's right... 
[10:01.13]...I just spaced out there for a second 
[10:03.26]I'm really kind of burnt tonight." 
[10:05.27]
[10:05.66]And then he hands me the ketchup 
[10:07.85]And now we're finally drivin' away 
[10:10.32]And the food is drivin' me mad 
[10:12.73]With its intoxicating bouquet 
[10:14.98]
[10:15.70]I'm starvin' to death 
[10:17.20]By the time we pull up at the traffic light 
[10:19.21]I say "Baby, gimme that burger, 
[10:22.07]I just gotta have a bite!" 
[10:23.99]
[10:24.34]So she reaches in the bag 
[10:26.20]And pulls out the burger 
[10:28.49]And she hands me the burger 
[10:30.35]And I pick up the burger 
[10:32.33]
[10:32.63]And then I unwrap the paper 
[10:35.30]I bite into those buns 
[10:37.77]And I just can't believe it 
[10:39.83]They forgot the onions!
[10:44.42] 

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